jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle
and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*
and then i’m all
SURPRISE KARKAT
nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION
(via urfriendlyneighborhoodassassin)
| (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.) | |
| Me: | “So, where’s your mom at?” |
| Boy: | “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?” |
| Me: | “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.” |
| Boy: | “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!” |
| (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!) |
SO I decided today’s my cartoons day!!! And there you go this is my #2!! And you should listen the theme song too! It’s AH-MAZING! :)
TUTENSTEIN
(via proxy-teacup)
just because you are a loner with a boner doesnt mean i have to love you
ket3:
one more commission for Nat, based on this cool scene.
(via jackfrostwasraisedfromperdition)
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
(Source: l0stkeys, via biggering-my-ochinchin)
yeah. makeup test. i am so excited for AB tho
danG HOT
(via incestuouslesbianponies)
Can we please just take a moment to appreciate Pester Some Chums’ panelist Aradia?
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN?
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